This picture of Scary Spice in a bikini reveals they were not being ironic in giving her the name. Her smile haunts children in their sleep.

She's totally egging Perez Hilton on with that face.

The Catholic League doesn't want you to see this cartoon. It doesn't contain enough anti-Semitic remarks.

Typewriter robot is more than meets the eye. He also spells pretty well.

The Japanese have created a robot that feels pain… they are going to be the creators of our robotic overlords.

MC Escher doesn't have nothing on these robot arms!

How many of you that voted for him, still think you made the best choice? Wait… are those robot legs!!? AWESOME!

Awww dressed up like Snow White, rabies all of a sudden isn't so scary.

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

It seems all that David Beckham can do on the field is injure himself. Again, he will be out for another 6 weeks due to a torn ligament. Robot Posh is pissed.

How much more adorable can a freakin' scary photo of a blood-thirsty dog be?

The promotions for the Transformers movie have gotten really way too DIY.

Seriously, if he wasn't famous he'd get kicked out of places for being a homeless person. Scary. (He touches a supermodel with those fingers.)

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

Really, no caption can do this classy lady any justice. *SHUDDER*

And here's the Scary Drag Queen's dog!

I saw this lady waiting for the bust the other day in West Hollywood. You know I hope that bus didn't clash with her outfit.

I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

The various stages of acceptance when stuck in quicksand. We love Robot Chicken!