The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

The extra benefit is no one notices that the meter is expired.

Presidents get all the chicks.

This picture of Scary Spice in a bikini reveals they were not being ironic in giving her the name. Her smile haunts children in their sleep.

Tara Reid will probably have kids soon to harvest their livers.

Awww dressed up like Snow White, rabies all of a sudden isn't so scary.

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!

Now who halps me drag to fud bowl?

How much more adorable can a freakin' scary photo of a blood-thirsty dog be?

Seriously, if he wasn't famous he'd get kicked out of places for being a homeless person. Scary. (He touches a supermodel with those fingers.)

This cutie-pie poops rainbows.

Britney left rehab this morning! One of her dancers apparently picked her up, less than 24 hours after she checked in.

Britney switched outfits with a stripper one night at the club! She liked the dancer's bikini so much, she wanted to wear it for herself!

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.

You know he's got a pretty big carrot under there.

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

Really, no caption can do this classy lady any justice. *SHUDDER*

This USB desktop pole dancer makes computing sexy again!

And here's the Scary Drag Queen's dog!

I saw this lady waiting for the bust the other day in West Hollywood. You know I hope that bus didn't clash with her outfit.