Kris Allen looks so happy to be the next Ruben Studdard.

If you wear this at the dinner table your parents will smack the crap out of you. FYI!

What the hell is she wearing? Underwear on underwear!?! Stylish!

According to every penis in the world, this lady won the best butt of 2009.

In this recession you have to save every penny. Even if it means wearing your crappy underwear as a sports bra.

If we saw this sign posted in our gym we'd immediately vomit all over the Stair Master.

Here's Larry Wachowski, the director of The Matrix. His name is now Lana and he wears your mom's underwear.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Parents beware: this is how the Pigapocalypse started.

Can one photo contain this much FAIL. The answer is yes.

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to will your boobs to grow.

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

Oksana Pochepa is the Russian pop star who's allegedly banging Mel Gibson. We salute you, Mel Gibson. Girls who don't speak English are sexy.

See, this is the reason why Obama is so awesome.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

The extra benefit is no one notices that the meter is expired.

Kim Kardashian's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!