This USB desktop pole dancer makes computing sexy again!

Doggy-style urinals are all the rage in hip-hop recording studios.

They're in search of the perfect deli meat, to make a huge, sexy sandwich.

Wake up with the King… naked.

Is this why they have that ban on extremely skinny models? Because I totally thought this was sexy.

Isn't she the cutest? I'd like to take a shower with her!!!

Looks like Dora's going to be Exploring some more *adult* places!

I see London, I see France, I see your shopping bag's underpants!

Whoever makes these bkinis has a sexy sense of humor.

I'd like to blow up HER Death Star! Knowhadimsayin? Knowhadimsayin?

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

Sexiest sweater ever!

The funny thing is: This look is so much more sexy than the girls who have their thongs ALWAYS sticking out of their buisness.

For some reason this fat viking chick is really turning us on. Or maybe it's her sexy bicycle!?!

Nothing is sexier than girls who don't know when to stop putting on underwear.

Ah yes, we knew there was at least ONE person who watched The Matrix.

Ah, now we know who to call when we want some shady sex.

Nothing looks sexier than a Japanese man in horse underwear.

The guy standing next to Dick is "Delicious in the Morning!"

Those Catholics can be so sexy at times. Is the Church getting more liberal every day?