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Eliza Dushku Pimps Herself

Eliza Dushku Pimps Herself

Dear Eliza, your ribs are showing. They remind us of the McDonald's McRib sandwich. Now we're hungry. Bye!

 

Lindsay Lohan Needs To Eat Something

Lindsay Lohan Needs To Eat Something

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

 

Kelly Clarkson Might Be A Fatass

Kelly Clarkson Might Be A Fatass

Damn. What happened to Kelly Clarkson? Looks like she's gonna chock on a ham sandwich some day.

 

Erika Christianson Might Have Eaten A Sandwich Or Two

Erika Christianson Might Have Eaten A Sandwich Or Two

She's hiding a sandwich under her armpit. Okay, that was mean. We're posting Unicorns the rest of the week.

 

These Men Are Toast!

These Men Are Toast!

They're in search of the perfect deli meat, to make a huge, sexy sandwich.

 

Crack Sandwich

Crack Sandwich

Nothing is better for lunch than a little crack in your sandwich! Deeeelicious!

 

This Guy Is A Clever Drunk

This Guy Is A Clever Drunk

If this guy dried to suck down our girl's drink, we'd deliver him a nuckle sandwich.