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Mariah Married Wild 'N Out

Mariah Married Wild 'N Out

Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon without a pre-nup, which means he presumably could steal this sweet Teen Choice Awards surfboard and like a bajillion dollars.

 

Jessica Simpson Hates Dallas

Jessica Simpson Hates Dallas

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.

 

Glow in the dark pussy cats

Glow in the dark pussy cats

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

 

Starbucks Eats Children

Starbucks Eats Children

Ocean waves, salt and magic somehow combined to unleash a massive wave of foam on an Australian beach. Completely unrelated, Hollywood plans new movie, "The Foam".

 

Scared S#!tless

Scared S#!tless

Note to self: Next time, don't eat massive bean 'n' cheese burrito before bungee jump. Got it.

 

MelaKnee Griffith: She's Old 'n' Nasty

MelaKnee Griffith: She's Old 'n' Nasty

At a mere 49 Melanie Griffith is sagging in all the wrong places (because there are *right* places to sag) and her knees aren't making her look any younger.

 

Men v. Women: at the Mall

Men v. Women: at the Mall

This diagram is completely scientifical 'n' stuff.