It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

Yeah, we think Barbie is a lot sexier than Mickey Mouse, too.

If Hilary Duff had boobs she'd be a lot less annoying and we'd probably really dig her music. This totally fake photo makes us dream things. Yeah, we're shallow.

We definitely like Alba a lot better these days. Her boobs have that post-pregnancy bounce to them.

Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.

Guess when you're retired you've got a lot of time to yourself.

She's a lot like her sister, she has amazing boobs at a young age and seems destined for a miserable failure of a life.

This fish looks a lot like the sand snakes from Beetlejuice… beetlejuice.. Beetlejuice…

One giant vulva door means a whole lot of fun for the office. Especially if ya'll got some of them lesbians working for ya.

Is it just us, or does Christina Ricci look a lot like V.I.C.K.I from Small Wonder?

It's going to take a lot more than that…

Chris Crocker is going to rape the hell out of his 15 minutes of fame. It takes a lot of public affection to be commemorated in paint!

So this is what those orcs from Lord of The Rings do in their spare time. That’s a lot of love to take in. If you look close, you can see one of their "One Rings" Eww!

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore recently relaxed *a lot* on the beach, while passing a doobie between them. Shabba!

The soulful songstress behind the song "Rehab" is a well-known alcoholic, but recently lost a lot of weight. Is she on drugs now too?

Some Nintendo fan was bored and in posession of a lot of chalk!

This reminds me of that Janet Jackson 'Rolling Stone' cover. Only a lot more wholesome!