Today, we're all Michael Jackson. Or we mourn Michael Jackson. Ah, whatever. We're just really, really sad.

We never thought we'd see this day come. Pamela Anderson is officially busted. At this point, we can't even fantasize about her anymore. Sad face.

Spider-Man on Spider-Man crime is so sad.

It's a sad day when you're hoping the strap DOESN'T fall any further down her shoulder.

Ultimate Warrior fans the world around can rejoice at the site of Hulk Hogan utterly depressed at Mardi Gras.

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

It's like a reverse planetarium.

If you're not laughing, the jokes about you. Or it's just not funny.

Heidi Klum spent Halloween dressed as a cat, down to the last detail. Sad and lonely furries everywhere climaxed.

Danny Bonaduce showed off his.. Whatever the hell that is, during the weekend. Looks like a shrunken coin purse, how sad.

May this be a lesson to all of you, that a cat knows when you are not a "cat person" They revel in such moments.

Ok, so apparently that is a man, not a short gnome woman. Whatever the case, it’s a pretty sad day in hell when a short dyke looking guy is better looking than you are. Sucks to be Brooke.

Lego Hawking is not amused with this crap! If he could walk, he would… well screw it. He can’t, so you're fine.

Is it sad when an ad for condoms, depicting a sexual act, physically arouses you? Not that we have that problem...So what are you doing tonight? Please come back…

Paris is getting hauled off *BACK* to Lynwood today! Are you ecstatic or sad?

The kid with the camera has bigger boobs than her. Sad or awkward?

Oh Andre, it's a sad, sad day when Dakota is dressed better than you.

Ronald McDonald gets arrested for molesting a Happy Meal. How sad.