A Nation Mourns Michael Jackson

A Nation Mourns Michael Jackson

Today, we're all Michael Jackson. Or we mourn Michael Jackson. Ah, whatever. We're just really, really sad.

 

Pamela Has Officially Hit The Wall

Pamela Has Officially Hit The Wall

We never thought we'd see this day come. Pamela Anderson is officially busted. At this point, we can't even fantasize about her anymore. Sad face.

 
 

Orange you sad Duff is fat?

Orange you sad Duff is fat?

It's a sad day when you're hoping the strap DOESN'T fall any further down her shoulder.

 

Hulk Sad, Hulk Sulk

Hulk Sad, Hulk Sulk

Ultimate Warrior fans the world around can rejoice at the site of Hulk Hogan utterly depressed at Mardi Gras.

 

SaD: Myspace Lies

SaD: Myspace Lies

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

 
 

SaD: Anti Doucherbaggery League

SaD: Anti Doucherbaggery League

If you're not laughing, the jokes about you. Or it's just not funny.

 

Purrrfect

Purrrfect

Heidi Klum spent Halloween dressed as a cat, down to the last detail. Sad and lonely furries everywhere climaxed.

 

Bonaduce is Asian

Bonaduce is Asian

Danny Bonaduce showed off his.. Whatever the hell that is, during the weekend. Looks like a shrunken coin purse, how sad.

 

SAD: Cats have opinions too.

SAD: Cats have opinions too.

May this be a lesson to all of you, that a cat knows when you are not a "cat person" They revel in such moments.

 

Tranny Versus Lez

Tranny Versus Lez

Ok, so apparently that is a man, not a short gnome woman. Whatever the case, it’s a pretty sad day in hell when a short dyke looking guy is better looking than you are. Sucks to be Brooke.

 

Lego Hawking is Sad

Lego Hawking is Sad

Lego Hawking is not amused with this crap! If he could walk, he would… well screw it. He can’t, so you're fine.

 

Condoms Have More Sex Than You

Condoms Have More Sex Than You

Is it sad when an ad for condoms, depicting a sexual act, physically arouses you? Not that we have that problem...So what are you doing tonight? Please come back…

 

More Crocodile Tears!

More Crocodile Tears!

Paris is getting hauled off *BACK* to Lynwood today! Are you ecstatic or sad?

 

Photo Snapper

Photo Snapper

The kid with the camera has bigger boobs than her. Sad or awkward?

 

Dakota Fanning and Andre 3000

Dakota Fanning and Andre 3000

Oh Andre, it's a sad, sad day when Dakota is dressed better than you.

 

Who's the Real Hamburglar?

Who's the Real Hamburglar?

Ronald McDonald gets arrested for molesting a Happy Meal. How sad.

 

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