Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

She should really use toilet paper.

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

He's looking for booty.

Cute puppies make bad news better.

The Catholic League doesn't want you to see this cartoon. It doesn't contain enough anti-Semitic remarks.

Typewriter robot is more than meets the eye. He also spells pretty well.

The Japanese have created a robot that feels pain… they are going to be the creators of our robotic overlords.

MC Escher doesn't have nothing on these robot arms!

How many of you that voted for him, still think you made the best choice? Wait… are those robot legs!!? AWESOME!

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

It seems all that David Beckham can do on the field is injure himself. Again, he will be out for another 6 weeks due to a torn ligament. Robot Posh is pissed.

Salma Hayek is apparently pregnant with a litter of puppies. She is so huge she practically has her own gravitational pull.

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

The promotions for the Transformers movie have gotten really way too DIY.

Okay it's just a puppy. But he's napping on a water bottle and it's so freakin' cute I just crapped my pants.

I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

The various stages of acceptance when stuck in quicksand. We love Robot Chicken!

Awww. This cute little puppy ate all of your kids. Adorable!

Doesn't this puppy kinda look like James Bond?