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Stupid Megan Fox

Stupid Megan Fox

Apparently, comparing Michael Bay to Hitler didn't exactly please Steven Spielberg and that's why she isn't in the new movie. As always, I am 100% Team Spielberg.

 

Awesome Will Smith Movie Review

Awesome Will Smith Movie Review

A review of "Enemy of the State" that is just about the best thing ever.

 

AVATAR Rips Off Only The Best

AVATAR Rips Off Only The Best

Oh, Mr. Cameron. You didn't just rip off Delgo, did you? (Psst! That's awesome! We secretly love that movie!"

 

Lohan Forgets To Spray-Tan Her Under-Boobs

Lohan Forgets To Spray-Tan Her Under-Boobs

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

 

Jennifer Connelly Is Still Gawkable

Jennifer Connelly Is Still Gawkable

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

 

Jason Biggs Is "Big" As In Fat

Jason Biggs Is

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

 

Laura Harring Looks Silly

Laura Harring Looks Silly

Laura Harring, aka that hot chick from the movie Mulholland Drive, obviously needs a new stylist for her head.

 

Will Smith's New Movie Looks Interesting

Will Smith's New Movie Looks Interesting

"Cock: Not Your Average Superhero". Well ain't that the truth.

 

Lohan Can't Act Straight

Lohan Can't Act Straight

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.

 

This GI Joe Movie Looks Interesting

This GI Joe Movie Looks Interesting

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

 

Paris' Oompa Loompa Brains

Paris' Oompa Loompa Brains

An average of 11 people per theater when to see Paris' new movie this weekend. Those people were tricked by her Oompa Loompa PR man.

 

Drugs Are Bad For Your Heath

Drugs Are Bad For Your Heath

Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.

 

LegoMan

LegoMan

An Iron Man made of Legos, OK… so it's not that cool. We are just glad Ben Affleck is playing him in the movie.

 

Soulless robots cry too

Soulless robots cry too

The Catholic League doesn't want you to see this cartoon. It doesn't contain enough anti-Semitic remarks.

 

Typewriter Transformer

Typewriter Transformer

Typewriter robot is more than meets the eye. He also spells pretty well.

 

The Japanese will kill us all

The Japanese will kill us all

The Japanese have created a robot that feels pain… they are going to be the creators of our robotic overlords.

 

Art, or some junk…

Art, or some junk…

MC Escher doesn't have nothing on these robot arms!

 

President Evil?

President Evil?

How many of you that voted for him, still think you made the best choice? Wait… are those robot legs!!? AWESOME!

 

If Tim Burton were a chick…

If Tim Burton were a chick…

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

 

Crypt In The City

Crypt In The City

On set of the new Sex in the City movie, Kim Cattrall is heavily marinated in WD40, allowing her to move properly. Being covered in foreign substances is something her character knows all too well.