Somebody please warn Madonna that veins eventually explode after taking too many steroids. And her penis will shrink.

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

When asked "How much do you think we hate you?", Ashton stretched his arms and replied "This much."

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

The Catholic League doesn't want you to see this cartoon. It doesn't contain enough anti-Semitic remarks.

Typewriter robot is more than meets the eye. He also spells pretty well.

The Japanese have created a robot that feels pain… they are going to be the creators of our robotic overlords.

MC Escher doesn't have nothing on these robot arms!

How many of you that voted for him, still think you made the best choice? Wait… are those robot legs!!? AWESOME!

A reality TV show in England had a kick off series premier when one of their more attractive female guests lifted up her arm and revealed her true identity. Paula Cole.

Heidi Montag is far from pretty and appears to have no arm in this picture. We personally hope Harrison Ford finds her and beats her down for killing his wife. Oh, and for making that face too.

Lord! Its like 300 lbs of all beef hotness broiled over a bed of sex! Those vaguely human features, coupled with those tumor ridden arms is pure hotness.

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

It seems all that David Beckham can do on the field is injure himself. Again, he will be out for another 6 weeks due to a torn ligament. Robot Posh is pissed.

If you lose a limb, you gotta be positive about it. This guy just turned his handless arm into a huge finger! Try to pick your nose with that thing!!

When gimps attack, even the long arm of the law can't save you!!

The promotions for the Transformers movie have gotten really way too DIY.

I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

The various stages of acceptance when stuck in quicksand. We love Robot Chicken!