Mary Louise Parker helped promote her show Weeds by posing naked. Hey, whatever it takes, right?

The x-ray of a snake that swallowed two lightbulbs is now in Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum, right next to the wolf-boy who DIDN'T appear on Sally Jesse.

For oh so many reason, we love the world's greatest funny-lady. But reason #1 right now: she makes us jealous of this gorilla suit.

At a mere 49 Melanie Griffith is sagging in all the wrong places (because there are *right* places to sag) and her knees aren't making her look any younger.

Yep. More DJ AM birthday bash photos. Come on, people, it's right there on the table! I have EYES!

Well I guess when you're clean, you can party harder than those losers, huh? Right Lins?

Actually that's Sanjaya's sister. But she's pretty freaking hot, right?

Right after this photo was taken, they gang-raped a goth kid with a football. Seriously, these guys are jerks.

Mena Suvari, the girl from American Beauty that DIDN'T have huge boobs, decided to got topless at the beach recently. But she put these Liquid Generation pasties on right before we took these photos.

I know SEVERAL people I could send this to right now…

Sometimes, when you gotta go, you gotta go, right Orlando?

That folding chair is trying to kill itself right now.

Raise your Hell's Lil' Angel the right way! Get him this DIY tattoo maker set. Safer than prison ink!

We've heard of horse power, but Chicken Power? That is crazy! Right? RIGHT? HELLO?