For all the right reasons.

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

Who in their right mind....

This Real Housewife of Atlanta Super MILF is so about gay rights she's showing her boobs. Which makes sense! Boobs = GAY IS AWESOME, or something.

She must suck blood or something because those eyes definitely say "I'M NOT HUMAN. THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT ME."

Here is Kelly, vacationing in LA with her boobs and butt. That's all we need to say because we don't even think you're looking at these words at this point.

Sometimes the internet just knows the right things to say.

His friends said she kind of looked like a horse, but he didn't know what they were talking about.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.

We had no idea we had to bend ourselves that way to pee. Ouch.

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.

Say hello to Mischa Methface!!! Just wow.

We're not saying this is the most unfortunate dude alive, we're just saying that if we looked like this we'd most likely hate our parents.

Send this to your friends when they're stoned. Trust us.

"Stop right there! I know I look like a nerd but I don't want anything to do with you!"

It's not racist if it's on eBay. Right? RIGHT GUYS?

I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.

We covered up Mischa's boobs for you because, to tell you the truth, they weren't that great. Thank us with hugs!