Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

If you haven’t noticed the HUGE difference between the rich and the poor, maybe this will help remind you.

Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!

Rihanna needs to spend less time under her umbrella and more time at the Dermatologist. You are rich, you have no excuses!

Make gravity your bitch with this bitchin' keg stand technique!

If you don't find this photo funny, simply look at the orange sign.

I'm sure he got bitched out by a sassy queen for giving in to wearing "sensible" shoes.

Paris & Nikki got frisky and weird in their limo over the weekend. Eww, bitches, you're SISTERS!

Oh Kiki Drunkst, you snaggle-faced bitch.

“All the men in our family have bitch tits son. Better get used to it."

Somebody should put this guy out of his misery. What a little bitch!