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Paris Hilton's Retard Face

Paris Hilton's Retard Face

Look very closely...Paris Hilton is retarded.

 

Special Olympic Posh

Special Olympic Posh

Sure, its possible this is just an issue of angles, but whatever the case… DAMN! Posh looks something retarded fierce!

 

$1,500 Shoe for Retarded White People

$1,500 Shoe for Retarded White People

Brits will pay $1,500 for a new sport stiletto designed by failed artists at Fisher Price. Designed for the Socialite on the go, this shoe is sure to scream "Special Olympics".

 

Paris is a 7th Grader

Paris is a 7th Grader

Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.

 

Britney Spears Is Funny Online

Britney Spears Is Funny Online

Britney Spears' website is giving fans the chance to name her upcoming album, in exchange for insight into her sick, retarded sense of humor.

 

Jessica Simpson is Retarded

Jessica Simpson is Retarded

DER!!! DER DER DERRRRRRR! Jessica annoying to ride next to on the short bus.

 

Britney's a Retard

Britney's a Retard

You knew that already... but she never ceases to surprise me.

 

Nerd Dice

Nerd Dice

NERD DICE: When you're so socially retarded that doing anything is a gamble!