Just another reason to love summer.

Makes everyone forget about their dirty car.

Just in time for Father's Day.

Yeah, we'd definitely think about asking for her hand in marriage or just have sex with her. Whatevs.

There's something a "little" funny about this picture.

This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

Guys, don't be ashamed to buy the latest edition of Shape magazine. It's much easier to buy than Hustler.

I love how the two a-holes below them are posing for a picture. Those are lifetime friends.

A review of "Enemy of the State" that is just about the best thing ever.

Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

This Real Housewife of Atlanta Super MILF is so about gay rights she's showing her boobs. Which makes sense! Boobs = GAY IS AWESOME, or something.

She must suck blood or something because those eyes definitely say "I'M NOT HUMAN. THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT ME."

Oh, Mr. Cameron. You didn't just rip off Delgo, did you? (Psst! That's awesome! We secretly love that movie!"

For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.

Since this is Courtney Love, we're not even going to bother to ask questions about what's going on here.

The fact that you can write a check on her butt doesn't mean you don't fantasize about her reject you.

I won't let myself fall asleep these days because I'm worried I'll have nightmares about this"

Her hips will check you and throw you to the ground.

We kid about Lohan all the time, but never about her sideboob. We always welcome it.

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.