People sure have interesting questions for Lady Gaga.

Since this is Courtney Love, we're not even going to bother to ask questions about what's going on here.

Oktober Fest marks one of the greatest months for breast lovers around the world.

Obviously this is a thinly veiled blow job joke, the question is does Jessica realize that?

What's cooler than a Banana Phone? A Mayo Phone, next question.

This purse says "I am strong and independent, back off". Or, "I am a terrorist, detain me without question for many years at a time."

After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."

Who can piss the farthest? Question, is UPS saying Fed Ex is reliant on them or is Fed Ex saying UPS has to ship their tricks with them? You both lose.

Gisele is selling shoes or some shiz and this new ad is meant to catch your attention. One question, water is transparent, why can't we see the gooch?

Jade Jagger is a baby Rolling Stone and, just like daddy, loves being naked. Question is… who wants to see this?

The question all women ask: do these pasties make me look fat?

Here's a question: Was Al Reynolds gay before he married Star? Or did he just turn gay? (See picture)

Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has a girlfriend, and the only question left to ask is: What back alley did he meet her in?

More from the Paris Exposed files! Here she smokes a bowl in an elevator that's clearly marked "NO SMOKING."

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

When God decides to wash your car, you don't question the quality of His work.