This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Hershey wants to remind the young children of the world that, it's only a problem if your fat parents find out.

Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. If you would take a moment to look out the window to your left, the plane will tip over, thank you.

Oh really? You stopped taking food stamps? Gawd, this isn't fair! Whose is gonna keep my buns warm now? Huh? HUH!?

Can you imagine peeing while looking out one of these windows? The good news is you would have a solid excuse for pissing all over everything.

Japanese students everywhere passed out when their batteries died and where not replaced in time. Further proving the Japanese are not really human at all.

Get your head out of the gutter, fricking perverts. Its obviously nothing more than a huge penis.

Al Sharpton is somewhere flipping out while David Duke is dancing. RACISM!

Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.

This is why swimming with dolphins is never a good idea. Just what the hell are you supposed to do when you find out your idiot wife signed you up for the wrong "experience"?

Ricky Martin… National Coming out day was just recently upon us… hint, hint.

This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!

These poor women were kicked out of Disneyland after innocently expressing their love of Minnie Mouse… and titties. No harm no foul!

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

Someone build these two bastards from the ground up out of legos and lonely Sunday nights. Pretty impressive if you ask us, but you didn’t… so we will shut up.

What this picture doesn't show is the after math of this little "experiment". Imagine hours of pulling splinters out of your peen.

Danny Bonaduce Knocked out Johnny Fairplay at the FOX Reality TV awards. No one knows what started the brawl, but it was widely accepted that no one cared.

A new ad campaign in Japan plays a trick on the mind, confusing little Japanese mall patrons more so than usual. Why is it that every picture of an Asian has Asians in it with cameras?

"Yeah my lizard is just hanging out, he isn't bothering anyone, so keep on walking."

"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"