We can't figure out why the paparazzi would take a picture of Jeff Goldblum taking his shirt off and it looks like Jeff is wondering the same thing himself. Maybe it was a "Earth Girls Are Easy" fan.

Though it's not tough to figure out who wears the "pants" in the relationship, we can also deduce from this picture that Samantha holds the cigarettes.

Pure magic and glitter propelled the baseball out of her hand.

Here's hoping Kristen Bell never finds out where Hyde is or how wonderful cocaine makes you feel and spends her life innocent and signing autographs at comic book conventions.

Everyone laughs at her now but when that Quato she's holding inside of her pops its head out and holds the secrets to humanity's survival, she'll be the one laughing.

Seeing Pink and Bai Ling out together really makes it really hard to argue for intelligent design. You really think this is a part of a plan?

Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon without a pre-nup, which means he presumably could steal this sweet Teen Choice Awards surfboard and like a bajillion dollars.

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

Hayden Panettiere strips out of her graduation gown on the set of I Love You, Beth Cooper.

Timberlake witnessed Memphis' historic choke first hand, this is probably similar to the choke he had on the SATs when applying to Memphis, lucky the singing panned out.

The punching bags Hulk had installed on his daughters chest show no signs of life.

They can take the booze out of the drunk but they can't take the fun out of the fun bags.

Always tough to figure out what it is she does, or why she's famous, but she does have long legs, so that's something.

The back of the Camel Toe Recovery truck says "We'll dig you out", does it really take a truck?

Probably not, it's probably just as worn out as her liver.

Either Clay Aiken is announcing he's out or the costume designer on "Spamalot" really hates him.

Pretty sure the "Oh well I'm just a ditzy blonde" excuse doesn't apply to smoking meth out of a light bulb but it's worth a shot!

This is the biggest tree in the world and it has been hallowed out to hold an entire bar!

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

With all the nasty ass crap that lesbians are doing with each other these days, it's a surprise heterosexual men have not been phased out.