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Michael Phelps: Garbage Fail Kids

Michael Phelps: Garbage Fail Kids

Check out the new Michael Phelps Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

 

Jessica Simpson: Garbage Fail Kids

Jessica Simpson: Garbage Fail Kids

Check out the new Jessica Simpson Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

 

Rihanna: Garbage Fail Kids

Rihanna: Garbage Fail Kids

Check out the new Rihanna Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

 

Hilarious Dog Show Abuse

Hilarious Dog Show Abuse

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

 

Avril Lavigne Wants to Suck...

Avril Lavigne Wants to Suck...

...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!

 

Dubya, out!

Dubya, out!

Wipe you're tears away, my friends. He's finally gone.

 

Jessica's Got Mean Calves

Jessica's Got Mean Calves

Jessica Simpson has lost about 30 pounds, and has obviously be working out – she's got the calves to prove it!

 

Paris Works for the People

Paris Works for the People

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

 

Jessica Alba Does Calendars

Jessica Alba Does Calendars

Here's an image from the Jessica Alba Campari calendar that's coming out. They could sell this thing without the calendar for all we care. Everyday is Alba day to us!

 

The Empire Hates Christmas

The Empire Hates Christmas

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

 

Out Of Control Butt

Out Of Control Butt

I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.

 

Mariah Carey's Sideboob

Mariah Carey's Sideboob

Oh look! That crazy lady has a side coming out of her boobs!

 

Traci Bingham Boobs Take Out The Trash

Traci Bingham Boobs Take Out The Trash

We totally wear her outfit when we're cleaning out the gutters, too.

 
 
 

Metallica Goes Shopping

Metallica Goes Shopping

OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

 

Star Jones Kisses Some Dude

Star Jones Kisses Some Dude

We feel so sorry for this dude who just made out with Star Jones.

 

Barack -- not his Momma -- says "Knock You Out"

Barack -- not his Momma -- says

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

 

Brook Hogan's Implants Will Play Frisbee With You, Too

Brook Hogan's Implants Will Play Frisbee With You, Too

Check out Brooke's new implants. Two midgets are frolicking inside them.

 

Paz Vega Wears A Thong

Paz Vega Wears A Thong

We have no idea what Paz has acted in, and we don't really care. She's wearing a thong for crying out loud. That is all you need to know about her.