Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

This is what happens when you shoot your child out of a cannon and onto a Slip N' Slide. Failtastic!

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

It's like a candle, inside his head.

We cannot decide whether Bachlorette Deanna Pappas is hotter than Kim Kardashian.

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

What you're seeing here is the dreaded Child Monster of the Sea trying to choke and kill the singer Seal.

10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to choose from; today we have 3!

Helen Mirren is 62-years-old and we have no problems saying we'd totally hit that.

Jelena Jankovic won Tuesday in straight sets, 6-3, 6-2. Jelena is the 2 seed in the tournament but she's #1 in our hearts with that skirt.

Ana Ivanovic defeated Rossana De los rios in straight sets 6-1, 6-2. She also looks nice in a sports bra. That's called win, win ladies and gentlemen.

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.

It's like The Who 2.0 "Txtin About My Generation".

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

She was actually visiting her Goddaughter, dumbest parents ever?

Dear Dean McDermott, while most think you're insane for doing this, knowing that your first child has a 10 million dollar trust fund, this was probably a good investment.

Tom Brady is watching you young man, he's watching you like the Jets in Cover-2.

This picture of Scary Spice in a bikini reveals they were not being ironic in giving her the name. Her smile haunts children in their sleep.

She is a child of Marx and Coca-Cola...and she looks really hot in knee-high socks.