Spice Side Boobage!

Spice Side Boobage!

Victoria let some of her pit boob escape it's cold and frigid prison. It looks like a sack of fat… Oh wait…

 

Paris' Bikini Granny-Ass

Paris' Bikini Granny-Ass

Paris wore a diaper over her prison pancake butt in Hawaii. Gross!!

 
 

Paris's Nightmare in Wax

Paris's Nightmare in Wax

Paris Hilton's wax figure got outfitted in prison stripes... good thing stripes are in this season!!

 

Paris Hilton's Hottie Trainer

Paris Hilton's Hottie Trainer

Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!

 

Suicide Socialite

Suicide Socialite

Paris Hilton constantly inspires art. That's why someone made a wax rendition of her in the middle of a suicide attempt. That won't get you out of prison, Paris!!

 

Paris's Prison Panties

Paris's Prison Panties

Even the wind is against Ms. Hilton as she leaves a courthouse appearance. Remember, Paris, behind bars you only get two pairs of undies per week!

 

PARIS goes to PRISON!

PARIS goes to PRISON!

Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail! YAY!!!!

 

Kids Tattoo Maker

Kids Tattoo Maker

Raise your Hell's Lil' Angel the right way! Get him this DIY tattoo maker set. Safer than prison ink!

 

Wiener Soap

Wiener Soap

At least you'd never drop it in prison!

 

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