Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.

Somebody is playing tricks on Mr. Ray Charles!

This Benz is diamond studded and cost over $5 million dollars. It belongs to Prince Waleed, an oil sheik. Bastards! The terrorists did win!

A 19 year old art student spent countless hours creating a portrait of Ray Charles with Post-It notes. Ray Charles quipped "I can't see it, because I am blind… and dead"

Zsa Zsa late husband claims he was robbed and forced to undress by three woman, at gunpoint. Oddly enough they didn’t steal his car or his cell phone... Someone's pants are on fire.

Cheeky Charles makes the moves on a lady soldier. Oh, behave!

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.

Don't be distracted by his large, phallic guitar. There's a REAL "lil' Prince" he wants you to check out.

That's one royal handful you've got there, Willy!