OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Jessica Alba Prom Picture

Jessica Alba Prom Picture

Shes always been pretty damn hot.

 

Guess the Designated Driver

Guess the Designated Driver

It's pretty obvious who doesn't belong in this picture.

 
 

R2D2 Is Asstacular

R2D2 Is Asstacular

If R2D2 really looked like we're pretty sure he could have killed Darth Vader is his ass-rays. Hey Oh!

 

This Jessica/T-lake Photo Will Blow Your Mind

This Jessica/T-lake Photo Will Blow Your Mind

Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.

 

Bridget Is Still A Playboy Model

Bridget Is Still A Playboy Model

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

 

Illegal Wrestling Move

Illegal Wrestling Move

We're pretty sure this is an illegal move.

 

Claire Danes Sits Funny

Claire Danes Sits Funny

She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.

 

Fat Dudes Love Eva Herzigova

Fat Dudes Love Eva Herzigova

Although it's safe to say pretty much every dude with a Sports Illustrated subscription has "loved" Eva at some point.

 

Winehouse has Blonde Ambition

Winehouse has Blonde Ambition

Pretty sure the "Oh well I'm just a ditzy blonde" excuse doesn't apply to smoking meth out of a light bulb but it's worth a shot!

 

Molested as a child

Molested as a child

Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.

 

Mushroom Kingdom Cake

Mushroom Kingdom Cake

A Mario Bros. wedding cake. I am pretty sure the groom will never be allowed to make a decision again.

 

Typewriter Transformer

Typewriter Transformer

Typewriter robot is more than meets the eye. He also spells pretty well.

 

There's a rapist behind you

There's a rapist behind you

Sir, don't look now, but we are pretty sure there is an angry rapist hiding on the back of your head.

 

Still Too Fat

Still Too Fat

When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!

 

Death is pretty

Death is pretty

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

 

Americans Are Silly

Americans Are Silly

Most of the middle east is hot, dull and colorless. What makes you think a terrorist would suddenly jump ship and start decorating things with pretty lights?

 

Instant Nerd Cream

Instant Nerd Cream

Ok we will admit, this looks pretty cool. However, Doom 3 sucked, so we can only assume the computer inside is a Commodore 486.

 

How Embarrassing

How Embarrassing

What are the chances that a football player would come barreling down the sidelines? Actually pretty good, but the odds of another cameraman catching your "oh crap" face… that’s just gold.

 

Fashion No No

Fashion No No

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.