See, this is the reason why Obama is so awesome.

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

Presidents get all the chicks.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

The 43rd President wants Africa to just fuggetaboutit.

Bush once said he spoke to god and why wouldn’t he, he is Jesus after all. NOW PASS THAT BREAD!

How many of you that voted for him, still think you made the best choice? Wait… are those robot legs!!? AWESOME!

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

What this picture doesn't show is the after math of this little "experiment". Imagine hours of pulling splinters out of your peen.

Bush is literally a butt hole, or to be more precise… many butt holes. Check out this pic of the President made of many tiny little stinkers. Did he just wink at me?

Bush may hate black people, but Kanye West hates any accessory that doesn’t make him look like more of a poser.

What Would George W. Bush Do? This chart pretty much sums it up.

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

I'm sure he's just fixing a button.

Chicken Hawk or Chicken Whore?