Heidi Klum Might Be A Whale

Heidi Klum Might Be A Whale

If you're going to show up at the Emmy's pregnant, I guess you might as well show up REALLY pregnant and just freak everybody out.

 

Halle Berry Boobs It Up On Leno

Halle Berry Boobs It Up On Leno

Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

 

Tila Tequila Is Preggers

Tila Tequila Is Preggers

Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

 

Jenna Jameson Might Be Hotter Pregnant

Jenna Jameson Might Be Hotter Pregnant

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.

 

Is Jessica Simpson Fat or Pregnant?

Is Jessica Simpson Fat or Pregnant?

It looks like Jessica Simpson might have gained some weight now that nobody really cares about her anymore. Unless she's just pregnant, which will make us care about her even less.

 

Kristen Bell Gives Birth To 4-Year-old

Kristen Bell Gives Birth To 4-Year-old

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

 

Jessica Alba's Pregnant Hooters

Jessica Alba's Pregnant Hooters

We definitely like Alba a lot better these days. Her boobs have that post-pregnancy bounce to them.

 

Lohan Is Not Pregnant

Lohan Is Not Pregnant

Judging by the number of pictures snapped of Lindsay revealing her flat stomach on the set of "Labor Pains", she is really nervous people think she's actually pregnant.

 

Bikini Britney, What We've Learned

Bikini Britney, What We've Learned

She's probably not pregnant, she probably enjoys Cheetos too much, her comeback is very far from complete, Miley has a depressing future.

 

Jessica Alba is Depressingly Pregnant

Jessica Alba is Depressingly Pregnant

Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.

 

Alba Sucks a Blow Pop

Alba Sucks a Blow Pop

What adult just sucks a lollipop like that in public? The kind who is pregnant and afraid they will no longer be a sex symbol, that's who.

 

Assmost Famous

Assmost Famous

Kate Hudson may or may not be pregnant but she is definitely showing off her best side on vacation.

 

Brad and Angelina Made Another

Brad and Angelina Made Another

Either Angelina Jolie is pregnant again or her stomach has a boner for Brad's Indie Spirit, Robert Redford look.

 

Halle Berry's Hair is Pregnant Too

Halle Berry's Hair is Pregnant Too

The hair is not distracting from your baby bump, it just makes your whole appearance more disturbing.

 

Pregifer Lopez

Pregifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez continues to deny accusations that she is pregnant, furthering our thoughts that she is just getting really fat.

 

Waldo is a Genie in a Bottle

Waldo is a Genie in a Bottle

Christina Aguilera is pregnant, as well all know and her boobs are getting bigger by the day! Waldo now thinks they are a good place to hide.

 

Salma Hayek is Booby Betty

Salma Hayek is Booby Betty

Salma Hayek is apparently pregnant with a litter of puppies. She is so huge she practically has her own gravitational pull.

 

Xtina's Boobs Are Pregnant

Xtina's Boobs Are Pregnant

Christina Aguilera is still swamped with rumors that she's three months pregnant, but one thing is for sure: she wants to get into acting! She's reading scripts; hopefully they're better than "Glitter," "Crossroads," and "From Justin to Kelly."

 

Kim KardASSian

Kim KardASSian

Looks like Kim Kardashian's butt ate Jessica Biel's booty. Then got pregnant. ***NOT A PHOTOSHOP!

 

Salma Hayek is Pregnant & Engaged

Salma Hayek is Pregnant & Engaged

Salma is with child, and with future husband. Dang, those Frenchies are fertile.

 

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