We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

It doesn't have to be so complicated if you promise to keep your mouth shut and and a bikini on.

This picture was made for Perez Hilton's automated draw splooge around the mouth machine.

Gold Pills that are guaranteed to improve your "self worth" and make your "down under mouth" produce golden fecal-ness.

Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.

Daniel Radcliffe's recent photoshoot as a leather daddy left Emma Watson's mouth agape! Wow, Harry Potter gets pornier day by day!

The Grindhouse auteur got his shrimping on at a night club when some hot-footed hussy seduced his mouth with her toes. Goddamm I'm gonna hurl.

Curtis Allgier's face and neck tattoos include various decorative swasticas, "skin head" or his brow, F.U.N. on his chin, SS bolts on his cheeks, a crucifix, "Property of Jolene" on his forehead, a Doc Martin boot on his nose, and the "Hatebreed" logo above his mouth.

For some god-awful reason, someone had the idea to promote Amy Winehouse by wrapping a couple port-a-potties with her likeness. The obvious connections have been made.

Liver spots? Check. Bags under the eyes? Check. Sagging mouth? Check. Creepy old lady neck? Check. Looks like Goldie Hawn should be CHECKing in at her plastic surgeon!

What's sexier than a massive woman mouth-raping a tiny, tiny man? Not much, my friend.

Nothing tastes better than some nice shinny metal shoved in your mouth.

This keyboard needs it's mouth washed out with soap.

This new version of Microsoft Word will now recognize Ebonics and 50 Cent's cottage cheese mouth.