OTHER COOL STUFF

 
 

Courtney Love Has A Turtle On Her Head

Courtney Love Has A Turtle On Her Head

Since this is Courtney Love, we're not even going to bother to ask questions about what's going on here.

 

Jason Biggs Is "Big" As In Fat

Jason Biggs Is

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

 

Shauna Sand Is Summer

Shauna Sand Is Summer

You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

 

Why Is Zac Efron's Head So Damn Big?

Why Is Zac Efron's Head So Damn Big?

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

 

Zac Efron's Ear Wax Problem

Zac Efron's Ear Wax Problem

It's like a candle, inside his head.

 

Thumb Head

Thumb Head

We're not saying this is the most unfortunate dude alive, we're just saying that if we looked like this we'd most likely hate our parents.

 

Laura Harring Looks Silly

Laura Harring Looks Silly

Laura Harring, aka that hot chick from the movie Mulholland Drive, obviously needs a new stylist for her head.

 

Britney Spears Mistakenly Wears Bra

Britney Spears Mistakenly Wears Bra

After Britney realized she was wearing a bra, she immediately corrected the situation by taking it off and wrapping it around her head, Weird Science-style. Crazy again!

 

Angelina Promotes Hula Hoops

Angelina Promotes Hula Hoops

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

 

Mischa The Mystical Fairy

Mischa The Mystical Fairy

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

 

Don't Recall Tara Reid's Bikini

Don't Recall Tara Reid's Bikini

Everyone laughs at her now but when that Quato she's holding inside of her pops its head out and holds the secrets to humanity's survival, she'll be the one laughing.

 

Hayden Eats Babies

Hayden Eats Babies

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

 

There's a rapist behind you

There's a rapist behind you

Sir, don't look now, but we are pretty sure there is an angry rapist hiding on the back of your head.

 

Cat love x 2

Cat love x 2

Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.

 

Still Too Fat

Still Too Fat

When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!

 

Water Weiner

Water Weiner

Get your head out of the gutter, fricking perverts. Its obviously nothing more than a huge penis.

 

Baaaaaaaad Idea

Baaaaaaaad Idea

Too many cliches dance around this picture. Lets just say, can you imagine if the heads came alive while you were relaxing one day? Its like Return to Oz!

 

Anti-Sex LightSaber

Anti-Sex LightSaber

Adrian was not only the coolest red head on the block, but he was a bona fide sith lord. With his trusty lightsaber in hand, he was guaranteed to fend off any unwanted vaginal advances.

 

Beef Jerky Babe

Beef Jerky Babe

Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!