We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.

The more she shows us her bubbly boobies.

What a perfect way to end the year with a big pile of Katy Perry's boobies. Enjoy!

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

Meet Ashley Youmans, the girl who cost New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer his job and $3000, not quite the happy ending he was hoping for.

Salma Hayek is apparently pregnant with a litter of puppies. She is so huge she practically has her own gravitational pull.

In case you were wondering, Kelly Brook has HUGE, NATURAL boobies. You're welcome.

O NOES! I'm a gay Mormon pot-head who practices Wicca – I am royally fu©#ed!

Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.

Salma Hayek did an ad campaign for Campari spirits. She let her boobies do the talking.

It's not easy being a mommy. Changing diapers, enforcing naptime, and having to hoist up your udders when oyu go out.

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore recently relaxed *a lot* on the beach, while passing a doobie between them. Shabba!

Victoria Beckham doesn't need to wear a bra over her massive implants. Here's proof.