"Ma'm are you aware that your crotch is starring at me? And why do the curtains not match the carpet?"

Jessica Simpson's boobs are always poking around. At this point its like looking at your dads old porn. Yeah its ok when times are tough, but really… yawn.

Pop star Pink peed in public and a pap popped the pic. Padow!

This is a shot from an upcoming workout video starring Lisa Rinna. The perfect gift for aging cougars who need a boost to their physical self-esteem.

Maria Menounos got a Hollywood star or something – I don't remember because she wasn't wearing a bra!

This horrified little baby is yet another victim of a knitting-needle wielding Star Wars fan.

Here's a question: Was Al Reynolds gay before he married Star? Or did he just turn gay? (See picture)

The new issue of Star magazine features celeb nannies and the strongly-denied affair between Carmen Electra and Joan Jett.

Hollywood's Drug Problem. Bad for young jonesing starlets… good for Star Jones!

The STAR is claiming Ellen's gal pal Portia is back on the eating disorder wagon, as she started to get suspiciously skinner again!

Jesse Jane was "Best Dressed" on the red carpet at the AVNs. If you think this isn't a big deal, you obviously haven't seen the way most porn stars dress!!

This was my favorite place to vacation as a child.

The star of the new reality TV series, "Flavor of Legos."

Save your files with the nerdiest thumb drives evar!

We also want freedom, but whatevs.

I'd like to blow up HER Death Star! Knowhadimsayin? Knowhadimsayin?

Would you like some porn with your Big Mac?