He wants to be taken seriously as an actor.

Either Angelina Jolie is pregnant again or her stomach has a boner for Brad's Indie Spirit, Robert Redford look.

Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

Always tough to figure out what it is she does, or why she's famous, but she does have long legs, so that's something.

According to IMDB Uma Thurman has starred in 5 films since Kill Bill but walking around in a bikini seems to be the first noteworthy achievement since Beatrix Kiddo.

Most people will make a joke about how she "needs a piece of that cake", we'll go instead with "Porn retirement never tasted so sweet". We respect her right to starve.

Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.

Or at least that is what the Associated Press is hoping, guys already wrote up her obituary.

Either Clay Aiken is announcing he's out or the costume designer on "Spamalot" really hates him.

Coca-Cola, stars & stripes bikini, and stripper heels, that is a presidential platform we support!

Tamira Paszek has sadly been eliminated from the Australian Open although her cleavage remains a winner in all our hearts.

There's just something so natural about Heidi Montag in this picture. Maybe it's her breasts or just the way she's posing like no one is looking but she just seems real.

These are real titles of the History Channel's "Modern Marvels" series. Everyone knows cavemen had no "sticky stuff".

This purse says "I am strong and independent, back off". Or, "I am a terrorist, detain me without question for many years at a time."

Fat Tranny or Britney? Either way, you lose.

Fergie sang Live and let die at the Music something or other. She spent some of the time flying around the stage playing a rocking version of Quidditch.

Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

MC Escher doesn't have nothing on these robot arms!