Rupert Everett allegedly got a face lift. Or two or five of them.

Oksana Pochepa is the Russian pop star who's allegedly banging Mel Gibson. We salute you, Mel Gibson. Girls who don't speak English are sexy.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

Love or hate her, you all want to bang her.

We don't know whether Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose, is bangable or not. What do you think?

Here's a couple pictures of Audrina that will hopefully convince you to lose weight and/or get boob implants to prepare yourself for spring break.

Or maybe they're just crazy.

Believe it or not, they're related. Is how Jessica Alba's going to look when she's 50. Hopefully not.

Wouldn't it suck if she was really holding a pair of balls?

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.

Don't walk in his path or he'll eat you.

Here's a first look at porn star Lisa Ann. She's going to be playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler porno about the VP candidate. Schwing!

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

Some jobs really, really, really suck.

Megan "Angelina Jolie" Fox is looking at you like she wants to rape you. Or so you want to believe.

...or so this poster will have you believe.

It looks like Jessica Simpson might have gained some weight now that nobody really cares about her anymore. Unless she's just pregnant, which will make us care about her even less.

We feel so sorry for this dude who just made out with Star Jones.

Paraguayan Olympian Leryn Franco will never date you or Michael Phelps. So just shut it.