Sadface.

But really, who cares? Older chicks are awesome and if you don't realize that you're probably and idiot anyway.

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.

The Chinese Anti-Terror Squad is as nerdy as the Google Campus.

The Police Academy is a rough place nowadays.

Creepy and ominous. Let's all agree not to shower anymore. Oh… some of us apparently made that decision years ago.

Oh Paris, that stunning shade of "Recently gave a blow job" red really accents your smile… and the fact that you're an idiot.

This is why swimming with dolphins is never a good idea. Just what the hell are you supposed to do when you find out your idiot wife signed you up for the wrong "experience"?

Weee-ooooo, weee-ooooo... looks like Jesus called the Fashion Police!

The Boston police thought these Mooninite LED signs were bombs. Obviously the "middle finger" of the character was mean to be a gesture of malice.

Really, you're and idiot if you don't know how.

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

Not only are Cleveland's cops hilarious, but their news investigation team's pretty great, too!

Look out all you big bottomed girls out there. The police want to tap your big fat ass.