100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

But she wants to spit in your face first.

Yes, she's one of our favorites. And yes, we don't know who that dude is standing next to her but we want to punch him in the face and steal Sophia away.

Usually, Audrina Partridge looks dumb in the face. But not here. She just looks totally hot, and I as I type this message here with one hand, I can't help but notice that I am going to explode soon.

...or she wants to lick Quentin Tarantino's face. Which is it?

It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.

You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.

Rupert Everett allegedly got a face lift. Or two or five of them.

Oh, how can you accuse a face like that of committing genocide?

Say hello to Mischa Methface!!! Just wow.

Look very closely...Paris Hilton is retarded.

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

We never thought we'd see this day come. Pamela Anderson is officially busted. At this point, we can't even fantasize about her anymore. Sad face.

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

There is no one working in TV today more respected for their ability to look crazy than Tyra Banks.

And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.

She's totally egging Perez Hilton on with that face.