For Lindsay Lohan, rehab is a tradition like Thanksgiving dinner with the family . Part of the tradition is going for a bike ride and reminding everyone she has big boobs.

All summer Rihanna has promised we can stand under her umbrella. With this we become one step closer to seeing the nipple under the umbrella.

Salma Hayek is apparently pregnant with a litter of puppies. She is so huge she practically has her own gravitational pull.

Yet another stupid rumor about Britney Spears. Is she gay? Or is it that she just likes getting naked and sucking face with just about everyone?

Greasy Bear Davis showed up on the LA club scene with a bloody eye. Someone is learning their place.

What happens when you mix a cloning machine, religious taboo, and someone with too much time on their hands? Offensive Art. Enjoy!

Compton High's remake of West Side Story, complete with an inter-district theater student exchange. Can you guess who is visiting from Beverly Hills High?

Jessica Alba was apparently freezing on the set of her new Movie, "The Eye". Jessica plays a blind girl who doesn’t believe in bras.

Rosie O'Donnell has given up her angry tirades and buddied up with SeaWorld to replace Shamu.

Jameson has either gone on the South Bronx Parasite Diet or she is getting prepared to play Skeletor in the HeMan Movie.

Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!

In Germany the future has arrived. You can play video games while you pee.

Debra Messy showed some side-boob. She hung out with Sean Hayes for 7 years, she should know better.

Britney got drunk and topless after shooting a "video". Her assistant arranged for her to make out with an extra. He sold the pictures to pay for the doctor's visit the next day.

Katherine McPhee on the set of some movie lost a battle with the wind. Mother Nature wanted to see up her skirt.

Paul Stanley's got some wicked eyebrows. Luckily with a little face paint and his chest hair intact he can still be Gene's effeminate sidekick.

Perez Hilton tried to trick the world into thinking Hayden Pe-something was caught by photographers with a vibrator. I suppose he assumed no one would check the internets. Loser.

Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.

Cindy Crawford still has it going on for such an old woman. Sunbathing on a yacht with some friends, she decided to let everything hang out!

Make gravity your bitch with this bitchin' keg stand technique!