Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

I want you to know, that my boobs are back...And I'm here to remind you, Of the mess you left when you played with them...You, you, you oughta know.

With more than 15 million singles, match.com promises you'll find love.

If only Michelle Trachtenberg actually were playing Batgirl and not just a stuck up chick in weird clothes on Gossip Girl.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

One day you're with Joe Francis on a bus, the next you're getting paid to blow the Governor of New York, it's a slippery slope.

Those who remember Allison Stokke will be glad to meet Melanie Adams, who participates in a sport involving poles and is totally okay with being hot. She even intends to profit from it.

She's totally egging Perez Hilton on with that face.

Queen Amidala takes counsel with all faiths.

Guess when you're retired you've got a lot of time to yourself.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

Lindsay Lohan probably will mimick Marilyn Monroe's life in every way, other than the respected film career, which Lohan has replaced with Razzie award winning film career.

It took Will Ferrell's hairy chest to get Heidi Klum back into SI's swimsuit issue, whatever works!

Sylar and Peter Petrelli can't compete with the power of Claire Bennett's two growing "superheroes".

Does she get to vote twice with those things?

Most people will make a joke about how she "needs a piece of that cake", we'll go instead with "Porn retirement never tasted so sweet". We respect her right to starve.

A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.

Lindsay's education at rehab didn't end with Drugs=Bad, she also went to the second level course Panties=Respectable(kind of).

This purse says "I am strong and independent, back off". Or, "I am a terrorist, detain me without question for many years at a time."