Just yesterday some fat dude tried to run off with Hilary Duff as she was swimming the ocean. Luckily, he later realized she wasn't a hamburger.

Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.

Presumably someone with little or no computer experience could probably make these photos go from suggestive to explicit.

The Disney circle of life has been completed as the former star returns home to ride Alice in Wonderland with her girlfriend.

Jelena Jankovic won Tuesday in straight sets, 6-3, 6-2. Jelena is the 2 seed in the tournament but she's #1 in our hearts with that skirt.

Although it's safe to say pretty much every dude with a Sports Illustrated subscription has "loved" Eva at some point.

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

Why's it always gotta be one or the other with you Christina?

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

The fact that you can even acquire a dress with Bambi's spewing blood all over the place is only slightly less disturbing than actually wearing it, rock on Lily!

Not since the Marx Brothers has someone so eloquently produced satire like what Pete Wentz is doing here with a paper plate, Hot Topic already started producing more plates.

JCVD only grows stronger with they passage of time.

Wanna know what else is probably fake on The Hills? Audrina's boobs, and that's just fine with us.

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

For all you ladies with Maverick fantasies, this is why he was cast, pilots are tiny.

Looks like she could Cut-hbert glass with those things.

She's done damage with less, seems like a dangerous prop.

The uncomfortable boots with bondage straps look is so last year, although Chris Martin is probably into that stuff.

As Mitch Hedberg would say "it's so damn literal".