Salma Hayek shows you why you love her.

Due to our minds being blown by this photo, we cannot come up with a proper description.

...and you might want to play along.

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

She's wearing a scarf with donkeys on it. A Donkey is a sign of the Democratic Party. We really can't be witty about something like this.

Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.

Here's a first look at porn star Lisa Ann. She's going to be playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler porno about the VP candidate. Schwing!

Woops, at least we thought that was a dude with Lindsay. It's just Samantha! Sorry, folks!

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

We covered up Mischa's boobs for you because, to tell you the truth, they weren't that great. Thank us with hugs!

Not the most sexy picture of Kim Kardashian, especially with all that farting going on.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

...or so this poster will have you believe.

We also knew that Hannah Montana was sexuality America with her little song and dance routine. So wrong.

We feel so sorry for this dude who just made out with Star Jones.

Now you can get a car to match with your luggage or purse!

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

Check out Brooke's new implants. Two midgets are frolicking inside them.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

If you were Megan Fox you'd be all over yourself too.