Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

That's some sexy makeup!

Somebody is playing tricks on Mr. Ray Charles!

Here's a couple pictures of Audrina that will hopefully convince you to lose weight and/or get boob implants to prepare yourself for spring break.

The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.

Here's "Saved By The Bell's" Screech, aka Dustin Diamond, posing with his beloved He-Man figures. Once a dork, always a dork.

And by "assets", of course, we mean the things that make Susan Sarandon less annoying as an actress, activist and overall human being. Here's a recent photo of her at the SAG awards, along with her daughter Eva Amurii.

...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!

"Stop right there! I know I look like a nerd but I don't want anything to do with you!"

Use these photos to inspire yourself to get thin this New Year!

We blew up the picture so you can judge for yourself.

What a perfect way to end the year with a big pile of Katy Perry's boobies. Enjoy!

I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.

What's the point of a calendar filled with boobs? It's not like you're going to be looking at the dates anyway. You're going to be looking at the boobs. Just take the dates away and leave the boobs.

How adorable. Tara Reid found a man with a stomach almost as disturbing has hers! Flabbiness 4evah!

A daughter accidentally text messages her dad with some very awesome news.

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.