Her hips will check you and throw you to the ground.

Somebody is playing tricks on Mr. Ray Charles!

...and you might want to play along.

Here's a first look at porn star Lisa Ann. She's going to be playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler porno about the VP candidate. Schwing!

Check out Brooke's new implants. Two midgets are frolicking inside them.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

I want you to know, that my boobs are back...And I'm here to remind you, Of the mess you left when you played with them...You, you, you oughta know.

If only Michelle Trachtenberg actually were playing Batgirl and not just a stuck up chick in weird clothes on Gossip Girl.

Kanye West and Beyonce can play a mean game of Connect Four which is probably more than you can say for Dr. Jan Adams.

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

An Iron Man made of Legos, OK… so it's not that cool. We are just glad Ben Affleck is playing him in the movie.

People who play Halo don't have sex… this is a waste of Bungie capital. As a stockholder, I say "Boo".

Fergie sang Live and let die at the Music something or other. She spent some of the time flying around the stage playing a rocking version of Quidditch.

This is a new form of sexual role play, known as boy torture. It looks like a blond Xena has taken over a small village of Cambodian farmers.

You best not step to me bleatch, I ain't gonna play.

Who can piss the farthest? Question, is UPS saying Fed Ex is reliant on them or is Fed Ex saying UPS has to ship their tricks with them? You both lose.

A door that becomes a ping pong table!? By the Gods!