Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?

Jocelyn Wildenstein is famous for being wealthy and never hiring a good plastic surgeon.

Mickey's eye's are slowly being shut by his plastic surgeon. It's for the best as his career quickly fades away.

I would like to see one of the baggers ask if you needed help out to your car, as you were trying on your new plastic shirt.

A former Walmart employee bought these Chinese-made flip flops and later got a chemical burn from the plastic strap. Now Walmart's giving her a horrible time about it! WTF!

Dina Lohan sure did look different when Lindsay was a baby... It must have been before the de-horse-ifying surgery.

Holly Madison has probably had some plastic surgery. Just sayin'.

After corrective plastic surgery, Tara's abs are looking less like Sloppy Joe's and more like a stomach.

Did the tranny-tastic singer have work done on her face? Only her plastic surgeon knows! (But we say yes.)

Liver spots? Check. Bags under the eyes? Check. Sagging mouth? Check. Creepy old lady neck? Check. Looks like Goldie Hawn should be CHECKing in at her plastic surgeon!

Dead or Alive rocker-turned-plastic tranny freak Pete Burns is suing the plastic surgeon that destroyed his lips in an attempt to correct the over-done airbags that they'd become.

Unfortunately for Rose, it looks like some crappy plastic surgery went afoul! She REALLY ain't got nothing on Dita Von Teese!

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.

On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.

I thought she got reconstructive surgery on her spam-stomach? Apparently it still looks like a 55-year-old-sunbather's abdomen.

"Dude, so last night, I banged this awesome 5-inch plastic doll. I think she liked it."