The harder part is when she tries to get OUT of the suit.

I don't know why Jesus say these types of things, but it's beginning to upset the children.

Remember the pictures of those delicately carved pencils that were going around some odd years ago? Well some meticulous little snot did it in Technicolor!!

This working guitar is made out of a 1970s-era teenager mannequin! Awesome!

For her birthday party and Mr. Chows, Britney decided to dress up in a pair of underpants! Huzzah!

For whatever crazy-assed reason, Courtney Love decided to dress up as the Queen of England. It wasn't even Halloween!

Only one of many recently-inspired Michael Richards shirts

Mario has reached new heights of Hindu awesomeness.

Does this spread reveal her sense of humor? Or just her sense of whore?

This is even better than the picture of the naked guy painted to look like Spiderman. Yeah, that guy was creepy.

"I'm Paris Hilton and I can do whatever I want… including walking my wasted friend out of my house at 6am in clothes I lent her so she didn't have to do the Walk of Shame in front of all these papparazzi."

My god, he's gotta have a TON of friends 'cause people would want to call his name out all the time. "Dat Ho! Dat Ho! You dat ho!"

The beginning of something magical is more like it.

She's getting a sneak peak of the goods, and her gal don't mind!

Kimmie Gibbler loves the part of the routine when Mike Tyson grabs her boobs.

The rest of the line is, "..can I borrow yours?" Works every time.

Rest your head on the face of a mediocre comedian! Just kidding, we love Ben Stiller. Except for Along Came Polly, that movie sucked.

The Guiness Book of World Records claims China's Xi Shun is the world's tallest man at 7' 9" -- but he's actually just seven feet tall. The extra nine inches is for the ladies!

"The Art of War"? This is totally a fake photo!

If you see the 3-inch heels on discount, you know what kinda hoes I'm talkin' 'bout!