Keira Knightley Is The UnDead

Keira Knightley Is The UnDead

Keira Knightley looks like the Corpse Bride. She clearly will be the undead captain of The Black Pearl in the next Pirates movie.

 

Pirate of the SCAREibbean

Pirate of the SCAREibbean

Courtney, have you ever heard of the term "aging gracefully"? No? Okay, nevermind.

 
 

Paris is Getting Her Wonky Eye Fixed

Paris is Getting Her Wonky Eye Fixed

I think she should just slap an eyepatch on that and get herself some pirate street-cred.

 
 

Global Warming vs. Pirates

Global Warming vs. Pirates

We have no idea what this chart signifies, but it made us laugh anyway.

 

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