OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Eliza Dushku Pimps Herself

Eliza Dushku Pimps Herself

Dear Eliza, your ribs are showing. They remind us of the McDonald's McRib sandwich. Now we're hungry. Bye!

 

Hookers Have Nicer Shoes Than You

Hookers Have Nicer Shoes Than You

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

 

Pimped Sedan

Pimped Sedan

Some douche probably inherited this car from his grandpa, then just *had* to trick it out.

 

Britney's Son Drives an Escalade

Britney's Son Drives an Escalade

Sean Preston Federline was driving a Cadillac during a family go-kart outing. Damn, dat boy's PIMP!

 

Pimp My Semi

Pimp My Semi

This truck may only be a semi, but is fully pimped-out. Who needs trucker speed when you have 2,500,000 watts of neon keeping you awake!

 

Pimp My Tortoise

Pimp My Tortoise

Vroom, vroom, little turtle. Vroom, vroom.

 

Prom Pimp

Prom Pimp

: “I may have gotten beat up a lot but in the end transferring to Compton High was totally worth it.”