We just found the perfect pillow.

No, you're not seeing things. Those are a bunch of Princess Leias being hot and awesome and hitting each other with pillows.

He fought for equality and now, video games.

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

Yes I would like two Mexican pizzas, a large Coke and one Cat Meat Burrito. I prefer them slightly charred with just a hint of fight left in them. I SHALL DEVOUR!

Wow. These cops really aren't fighting stereotypes, are they?

These colors don't run. …Away from a fight.

The jury is out for some, but for those of us who've been following the recent growth of the celebutard's lady-pillows, I think she's gotten something done.

Check out these hot pillow-swingin' ladies! http://www.gopfl.com/

Let's just say that if I died and they used Jessica's butt as the pillow in my coffin, I'd already be in heaven.

These pill pillows are made to look like anti-depressants! Ingenious!

Rest your head on the face of a mediocre comedian! Just kidding, we love Ben Stiller. Except for Along Came Polly, that movie sucked.