This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.

This picture of Scary Spice in a bikini reveals they were not being ironic in giving her the name. Her smile haunts children in their sleep.

Clinton is using this picture of Obama embracing another religion. She is hoping everyone thinks that religion equals terrorist. Sadly they are registred in the other party Hil!

Mr. Pacheco, next time pick a picture from the photo booth at the mall without your GF in it for your Fake ID.

You will inevitably feel creepy for looking at this picture of Hannah Montana, however, not as creepy as the kid who tried to hijack a plane and crash it into her concert yesterday. True Story!

A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.

This picture was made for Perez Hilton's automated draw splooge around the mouth machine.

There's just something so natural about Heidi Montag in this picture. Maybe it's her breasts or just the way she's posing like no one is looking but she just seems real.

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

S&M cage with penis opening? I have no idea… I just grab the pictures.

How fat do you have to be in order for a DSL line to have trouble downloading your picture? This fat.

Ok, the truth is, it's only an art piece floating high in the sky. However, bet there was a bunch of perverts where down there taking pictures of the swollen dong.

This picture was drawn with one continuous line. Yeah, you're jealous.

Too many cliches dance around this picture. Lets just say, can you imagine if the heads came alive while you were relaxing one day? Its like Return to Oz!

What this picture doesn't show is the after math of this little "experiment". Imagine hours of pulling splinters out of your peen.

Because pictures of LOLcatz never get old, we offer you this wonderful reenactment of the battle of Endor.

This child's drawing is precious and illustrates the bond between a mother and her young. The only problem is that the picture was drawn by her son.

Heidi Montag is far from pretty and appears to have no arm in this picture. We personally hope Harrison Ford finds her and beats her down for killing his wife. Oh, and for making that face too.

A new ad campaign in Japan plays a trick on the mind, confusing little Japanese mall patrons more so than usual. Why is it that every picture of an Asian has Asians in it with cameras?

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.