Too many cliches dance around this picture. Lets just say, can you imagine if the heads came alive while you were relaxing one day? Its like Return to Oz!

What this picture doesn't show is the after math of this little "experiment". Imagine hours of pulling splinters out of your peen.

Because pictures of LOLcatz never get old, we offer you this wonderful reenactment of the battle of Endor.

This child's drawing is precious and illustrates the bond between a mother and her young. The only problem is that the picture was drawn by her son.

Heidi Montag is far from pretty and appears to have no arm in this picture. We personally hope Harrison Ford finds her and beats her down for killing his wife. Oh, and for making that face too.

A new ad campaign in Japan plays a trick on the mind, confusing little Japanese mall patrons more so than usual. Why is it that every picture of an Asian has Asians in it with cameras?

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.

You think you know sex? You don’t know sex like these two do. Why are you still looking at this picture, you are sick.

That little Zac Efron chick was caught taking nude pictures of herself. No wait, this is the other female lead. Ah who cares, free boobs!

What kind of coach would stick his hands down your shorts during a team picture!? … and where would one go to sign up for such a team?

Maggie Gyllenhaal is the cover girl for some lingerie company. Check out the picture and submit your best "her nose looks like Ms. Piggy" joke. We couldn't decide.

Paris Hilton was violated as a hungry photog tried to snap a picture of her "ladyness". The pap, is now blind.

Sienna Miller doesn't like America, and her itty bitty titties share those thoughts. Looking back, we couldn't find any pictures of her, in which she wasn't topless.

In Germany the future has arrived. You can play video games while you pee.

Britney got drunk and topless after shooting a "video". Her assistant arranged for her to make out with an extra. He sold the pictures to pay for the doctor's visit the next day.

Nothing say "badass" like tearing your shirt off Hulkster-style when the roller coaster camera takes your picture.

Just because there's a camera that takes your picture on a roller coaster doesn't mean you can punch a girl.

Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.

Pictures are now surfacing of Lindsay Lohan playing with knives with Vanessa Minnillo! Dangerously sexy!

A recent stint at a celebrity volleyball game revealed the Desperate Housewife's chalupa. And there's a mole on it.