Here's a couple pictures of Audrina that will hopefully convince you to lose weight and/or get boob implants to prepare yourself for spring break.

Who would have known that underneath Chloe's disturbing lemon scowl there's actually a hot babe bursting at the seams. Despite Jay Leno ruining the picture, she's almost a 10.

He fought for equality and now, video games.

Nikki Cox used to be our #1 squeeze. Now she's the picture of death. Rollover the picture to see what we're talking about.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

We blew up the picture so you can judge for yourself.

Why must we always post pictures of Obama Girl? Because she's really easy to look at, that's why.

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks will never give you to time of day, so just use this picture to look into her eyes and pretend she wants you.

Not the most sexy picture of Kim Kardashian, especially with all that farting going on.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

Just a picture of Lindsay Lohan and her boobs; nothing more, nothing less.

Do try as hard as these two when getting your picture taken?

Two dudes in Georgia supposedly found Bigfoot. Here he is in a freezer. This doesn't look fake at all.

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

The only way you can complain about this picture is that 1 second before and after this picture was taken you could probably see her nipple, which would have been nice.

"Oh hi, are you taking a picture of me? Sure is a weird time to take a picture of me, all awkwardly bent over, not smiling and such...oh you can see down my shirt? Wonderful."

Judging by the number of pictures snapped of Lindsay revealing her flat stomach on the set of "Labor Pains", she is really nervous people think she's actually pregnant.