This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

Somebody call Orkin.

From the "oops nobody was suppose to see these photos" files.

Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

Ana Ivanovic defeated Rossana De los rios in straight sets 6-1, 6-2. She also looks nice in a sports bra. That's called win, win ladies and gentlemen.

What's cooler than a Banana Phone? A Mayo Phone, next question.

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

It's called trying too hard, and it's what you're doing.

Justin Long and Drew Barrymore were "caught" frollicking on the beach together. "Caught" as in after numerous calls to the paparazzi they began to pose weirdly on the beach.

It's called elected amputation and it involves people performing their own medical procedures at home.

War times calls for national unity. The army is now recruiting butch lesbians to rebuilt war town areas of Baghdad.

Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

We applaud a woman who goes outside with no make up, but we would applaud you more if you brought along some sort of mask, or peper spray for our eyes.

Britney Spears is a witch. Only a level 8 Warlock with melee skills can change their eye color, its called a glamour. Look it up NEWB!

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

Zsa Zsa late husband claims he was robbed and forced to undress by three woman, at gunpoint. Oddly enough they didn’t steal his car or his cell phone... Someone's pants are on fire.

I love rainbows because they're so damn beautiful and gay... but this one is particularly interesting because it's called a "fire rainbow" and is a rare, naturally-occurring atmospheric phenomenon.

Shuddup!