We just found the perfect pillow.

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.

We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.

What a perfect way to end the year with a big pile of Katy Perry's boobies. Enjoy!

The perfect way to turn any gay man straight. I welcome, this guy.

King Fahd's fountain in Saudi Arabia shoots water higher than any other fountain in the world. Desert + lack of water = perfect place for water waste.

Wow, we don't know about you guys, but a storm of hungry is brewing over here!

Cavemen everywhere will find this attractive, wood laid GPS, the perfect addition when your hunting for women. Or, when you are Corey Feldman.

Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!

This is a shot from an upcoming workout video starring Lisa Rinna. The perfect gift for aging cougars who need a boost to their physical self-esteem.

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

He's perfect for Christmas, Hanukkah, birthdays and swinger parties!

Reeses has a new flavor of peanut butter cups – peanut butter and banana creme. Perfect for monkeys and Elvis impersonators alike!

Frankenstein's monster and Frankenstein's tranny. The perfect match.

The perfect gift for that special do-it-yourself man in your life!

There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.

Sporting events are the perfect opportunity to grab a little piece o' boobage.

They're in search of the perfect deli meat, to make a huge, sexy sandwich.